Will cheer for money

During work the other day I went into my boss's boss's office, who is the Dean of Students, Bob Rasmussen. Phil Clegg was also in there. The following dialog ensued:

Phil: Is she (me) a full-time student?

Bob: Who, Ashley? Yeah.

Phil: Ashley, Do you want a scholarship?

Me: Yeah I do. What's it for?

Phil: I have some end-of-year money that I need to get rid of.

Me: Are you serious?!

Phil: Of course. You're enrolled in at least 12 credits, right?

Me: Yes.

Phil: You have at least a 2.5 GPA, right?

Me: Yes.

Phil: Okay. Expect a check in the mail.

Me: ....(dumbfounded)...

Basically the trip to England has afforded me many sleepless nights of anxiety over how I was going to pay for it, how I was going to eat while I was over there, and how I was going to support my shopping habit while over there. This pretty much takes care of that.

Thank you student affairs for giving me a CHEER scholarship! Thats right, its a cheer leading scholarship. I'll do a cheer for $1,000 dollars. You only have to ask once.